Tag: funny
group name: pointsgenerator
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July 11, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
This was in my email this morning....:)
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January 17, 2008 12:28 AM EST --
So, I've found the ultimate church. No really.
I've been meaning to begin attending church on a regular basis again. It's only been about... 13 years or so.
Here's a warning, you . . . more
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October 19, 2007 11:25 AM EDT --
My old guy, the brown stripedy one with lots of white too, was having some health issues the past few days. He was not using the litter pan to urinate and I could actually see blood in his urine . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:52 AM EDT --
You have to understand that I sing, when stressed, when trying to make a point to my kids, if they say something that has a true catchy tune or can fit into a catchy tune, I will sing it.
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October 23, 2007 06:51 PM EDT --
It was 11:50 p.m. on the evening of October 23rd, 2007. And so my comedy of errors was to begin.
I knew the dog needed to go for his last walk of the day and I was bundled to the gills. . . . more
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July 22, 2008 09:20 PM EDT --
My best friend and I were at a party. She and I are as close if not closer than two sisters. We were at a party the other day, and suddenly, wham-0, she's wearing the shirt of the woman . . . more
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July 15, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
My recent Love 'poems' article was funny, BUT what are your 'poems?? The first line has to be 'roamntic', the second line should not be.... ( I can't wait to hear Janie's:) . . . more
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July 11, 2008 07:16 PM EDT --
Please post one at a time.
Anything that starts with a M goes.
Thanks and have fun dear friends.
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November 11, 2007 01:36 AM EST --
Well, lots of idiots in today. And I had quite a bit of fun at their expense. I just couldn't resist the temptation.
Like I've said a thousand times, it's been one rough week. . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:28 PM EDT --
In my email........
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING
FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE
LEAST ROMANTIC SECONDLINE:
My . . . more
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October 04, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
Everyone has a funny story where they were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Mine involves myself, my buddy, and three police cars.
Sounds good? It was certainly an... interesting encounter. . . . more
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . . more
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . . more
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December 07, 2007 04:41 PM EST --
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the
teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I hav e to . . . more
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July 14, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
Not me! I"m laughing!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25673
Article by Associated Press.
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July 21, 2008 12:33 PM EDT --
OLD SYMBOL......
NEW SYMBOL.......
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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April 11, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
What does God say to poor people?
"Attention Wal-mart shoppers . . ."
Just remembered this one when i read another equally bad Walmart joke.
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July 08, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough . . . more
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July 09, 2008 06:04 PM EDT --
Please post one at a time, thank you.
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