Tag: humor
group name: pointsgenerator
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December 20, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts . . . more
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October 05, 2007 07:44 PM EDT --
I came across this incredibly bizarre object being used in a window display at a florist shop near my home. I snapped a couple shots, and asked the florist what in the world it was. It was obviously . . . more
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October 02, 2007 04:58 PM EDT --
You know you are a true celebrity chef when you have your own wind-up action figure! While browsing in a local gourmet store, WinkSF in San Francisco's Noe Valley, I came upon this amusing, yet somewhat . . . more
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October 28, 2007 04:36 PM EDT --
Recently we bought the game EAT IT! A trivia game about Snacks and Sweets.
The claim on the front of the box says" Thousands of Fun Questions about Your Favorite Foods; Advertising, Nostalgia, . . . more
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July 18, 2008 11:32 PM EDT --
HARLEY & MARLBRO'S
RULES OF THE ROAD
•1. NEVER ROB A BANK RUN BY BIGGER CROOKS
THAN YOU.
•2. . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
I'm going to step on some toes, but if you're barefoot and not pregnant you deserve it. Of course, if you're a woman from Idaho and you're not at home barefoot, pregnant and cooking then . . . more
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December 30, 2007 02:14 AM EST --
OK, today is Saturday and I haven't been out of the house since Monday. That's right, Monday. All week I've been taking care of whinny sick children who like to argue with one another . . . more
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December 07, 2007 04:41 PM EST --
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" the
teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I hav e to . . . more
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . . more
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February 04, 2008 02:56 AM EST --
Last week I was sitting in my living room trying to decide if I wanted to meditate or watch the Jerry Springer show when I heard a knock on my front door. Actually I heard two knocks because the Postman . . . more
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March 10, 2008 01:09 AM EDT --
'Marge, Marge,' I said trying to use my well known reasonable sanity. but Marge replied, 'You should have notified me of this.' I said, 'Of what?' Marge had Flickertail spit in . . . more
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March 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
When I become perfect I'll let you know and remember to give you justice for your cruel words. However, since I'm not perfect and the odds a trillion zillion squared to one that I ever find Delaware . . . more
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March 14, 2008 01:13 PM EDT --
I have noticed quite a few Gather articles dealing with dreams in the past two months. Some of the dreams and some of the comments have been pretty wild and sometimes scary. I also dream and my dreams . . . more
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October 17, 2007 10:21 PM EDT --
Buddy Rich had the beat. Levon Helms has it now. Beat the drums slowly or hang it high. The drum is power-Ringo knows. It makes a brave man weak and a weak man strong. The dance of the drums calls to the . . . more
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . . more
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February 23, 2008 06:05 AM EST --
The Gather Guides received a letter invitation to a picnic celebrating their vacation
They of course assumed it was indoors, since it was being held in International Falls
Although it was February . . . more
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March 31, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
The New York State Assembly will vote today on making the Dandelion the State flower. FTD and other florists will start selling bouquets of these flowers today. A State school board official said, 'Student . . . more
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July 09, 2008 08:53 PM EDT --
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, . . . more
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May 03, 2008 05:20 PM EDT --
I don't have any food stories for this pregnancy as of yet, but my last pregnancy...
I didn't eat one day till like 3pm-4pm after my OB/GYN pregnancy appt and I was extremely hungry and . . . more
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October 11, 2007 02:46 PM EDT --
I am a sign geek. A long time ago I was as a graphic designer and typesetter for a firm that did menus, brochures, signs, etc., for a large hospitality company. Ever since, I can't help but critique . . . more
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